So the other day I was walking down Puddleby. It was late at night, so naturally Chef Haricot was dosing off I imagine. Despite that, I heard a rustling noise coming from his kitchen. I walk in, ask to go the kitchen and what not, and what do I see? A certain exile (who's name will remain anonymous) was knocking stuff over on the shelves, in an attempt to get some brownies made by Samwise! Why the sous chef had Samwise's brownies in his pantry was beyond me, but anyhow. The main problem was that this particular exile isn't exactly someone who is willing to do a lot of physical strain. Second, the brownies were on a high shelf, thus the knocking over of things. Ingredients were thrown to the ground as they tried climbing up the shelf reaching for Samwise's brownies. They hadn't noticed me yet, of course. Finally, when they grabbed the brownies, they landed on the floor victorious! At this time, this exile finally noticed me, gave me a "Don't tell a soul!" stare, and walked off munching on brownies.
Now then, naturally I had to share the story with the lot of you. Oh, give me some maroon tea by the way- err right. While I will not disclose the name of this exile I will say a few ironic things about the situation. First of all, this exile isn't the type to knock stuff over, or even physically strain themselves to get at anything. Second of all, (this is a she in case you hadn't guessed by now, girls and their brownies) she is one of the better looking exiles (not Xepel... or Relkin for that matter) in town, and could've googly-eyed many strong and tall zo's to steal the brownies for her.
I figured I'd just get the gossip rolling.
Now then, naturally I had to share the story with the lot of you. Oh, give me some maroon tea by the way- err right. While I will not disclose the name of this exile I will say a few ironic things about the situation. First of all, this exile isn't the type to knock stuff over, or even physically strain themselves to get at anything. Second of all, (this is a she in case you hadn't guessed by now, girls and their brownies) she is one of the better looking exiles (not Xepel... or Relkin for that matter) in town, and could've googly-eyed many strong and tall zo's to steal the brownies for her.
I figured I'd just get the gossip rolling.
