As I'm certain most of you uncivilized barbarians haven't noticed, there's been a new wave of artistic interpretation sweeping the island chain.
The art of, ... Pretzel Boxing.
Originally developed by the Pretzel genius, Don Gorvin, Pretzel Boxing is taking the world by force. Creating such classical works of beauty as the well-renowned "Great Wall of Carbohydrates".
Or the more surreal "Jump or Get Diabetes".
Over the years aspiring 'boxers have established a style of modernism. Deciding instead to display important events, convey deep political meanings and exude sexual angst through the art form;
We await what new and radical talents this profound method of expression will bring forth. Hopefully some of you will rise to the occasion, and embrace a more refined set of sensibilities.
The art of, ... Pretzel Boxing.
Originally developed by the Pretzel genius, Don Gorvin, Pretzel Boxing is taking the world by force. Creating such classical works of beauty as the well-renowned "Great Wall of Carbohydrates".
Or the more surreal "Jump or Get Diabetes".
Over the years aspiring 'boxers have established a style of modernism. Deciding instead to display important events, convey deep political meanings and exude sexual angst through the art form;
We await what new and radical talents this profound method of expression will bring forth. Hopefully some of you will rise to the occasion, and embrace a more refined set of sensibilities.