The Clan Lord Sentinel

Okay so Manx, our elected Fen president, left. Largo, her VP, took her place, and he too left.

No one else is taking the charge, so I'm calling dibs.

I hereby declare that I, Kerrah the Great, am now Fen President.

Congratulatory "gifts" are welcome, and of course, you will be recognized for them appropriately.

As your new president, I am hereby outlawing fashion crimes, which of course are determined completely arbitrarily by me. But only in the best interest of The People, of course!

Celebratory cookies and root beer will be offered in town on an imminent date of my choosing.

Thank you. I'm Kerrah, and I approved this message.

Can I be VP?

(Wait, is there a race requirement? Is that illegal?)

With 0% of precincts reporting, SNN is predicting a Kerrah victory in the Fen Presidential election.

Stay tuned for more as SNN's Imprecision 569 coverage continues.

(This election coverage sponsored by the Committee to Elect Skirwan Mayor Before He Throws Us Down a Hole)

What'll you give me if I back you?

Kalypso wrote:What'll you give me if I back you?

Depends, would you be on your back or mine?

Kerrah wrote:

Kalypso wrote:What'll you give me if I back you?

Depends, would you be on your back or mine?

I'd watch that debate!

Wait a minute.... If Manx became Fen President and she left... then Largo became Fen President and he left.... Does this mean if Kerrah became Fen President she would leave? I see this as either a scary series of events, crafty exit strategy by Kerrah, or it could be just an absolute power grab. I think we need a poll and not the kind Kerrah is thinking of...

Your pal,

Pun'isher wrote:Wait a minute.... If Manx became Fen President and she left... then Largo became Fen President and he left.... Does this mean if Kerrah became Fen President she would leave?

We can only hope.

largo was president?

(You hear a bunch of whispering voices)
Psst, I hear Kerrah is a man-anizer.
...
Psst, I hear Kerrah takes long vacation in Peacton.
...
Psst, I am voting Pirate this election.
(The voices silence.)

This message approved by Captain Stinkfist and brought to you by The Pirates of the Lok'Groton.

Skirwan wrote:

Kerrah wrote:

Kalypso wrote:What'll you give me if I back you?

Depends, would you be on your back or mine?

I'd watch that debate!

I'd be happy to bring any amount of jello required.

- Maeght

Maeght wrote:

Skirwan wrote: I'd watch that debate!

I'd be happy to bring any amount of jello required.

- Maeght

Your belly doesn't count as jello. Even if it is the same consistency.

Brandon *==============
======* for Fen President 569

Relkin was vice president in Largo's presidency.

Therefore, Relkin is now Fen President.

Nice try.

Fortunately there is a precedent for what happens when both the president and the vice president become unavailable to rule.

Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the new Fen President....

.. Gerald Ford

Or maybe Geraldus. He has the closest sounding name.