The Clan Lord Sentinel

Details and reasons are boring, and I don't have very much paper, but the gist of this letter is that I'm going away for an undefined period of time. It'd be presumptuous to say forever, but it'll be a long while at the least before I'm back.

Goodbye to all my friends. I'll miss you! Please note that "friends" is an umbrella term that covers pretty much everyone who's ever been decent to me. And also Pun'isher.

Goodbye to the clan mates that I wasn't able to get in touch with on the short notice that I had. You've all been wonderful companions through the good and the bad, despite our occasional differences and disagreements. I'm glad to know that you'll all carry the torch of our cause strongly in my absence, especially in light of recent events.

Those people who planned to support me in the upcoming fen election should instead give their votes to my now-ex running-mate Relkin, who I'm sure will be more than happy to take my place as a candidate. That is, presuming he makes it onto the ballot. Long live the Largocracy!

I understand fully that for every friend or follower that I leave behind, I'll also be leaving behind at least one nemesis or person who sees me as their scapegoat. You all know who you are. Find solace in the fact that, now that I don't have to be polite and worry about votes, I can say that I completely hate you. I really mean that. Even if I'm not going to be around to show it, I sincerely hate you, and strongly hope that the very best that the future holds for you involves being slowly torn apart by wild dogs.

That pretty much covers everything. Take care, Puddleby!

--Largo

P.S. A big sorry to my theatre friends, who I've snubbed a lot lately by missing rehearsals.
P.P.S. The wild dogs thing was mostly directed at Wangah Rah. Sorry about that.

Hooroo Largo,

Without doubt one of my favourite people and a strong contender for the MOST favourite person to clan with. I selfishly hope you'll be back soon but I wish you luck with whatever else it is you're doing.

Arr, good-bye Largo dear! Stay in touch!

This blows.

You will be missed. That this results at least partially from the lack of decent ranged weapons in Puddleby does not make this sentiment any less heartfealt.

Come back soon, SNN needs targets and beating up on Wangah gets old eventually.

...

I'm kidding of course, beating up on Wangah never gets old. But come back soon anyway.

Cya in 3 months.

(time it, watch)

Bah!

Get well soon! (Because you must have some mental problems if you've chosen to leave by free will!)

Props for not faking your own death.

See you later, good friend.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/action whimpers

Largo! But but...

You're one of my favorite people in Clanlord. Come back to us soon.

(and pay me what you owe me)

::growls something in Fen::

who am I gonna pick on now...

:: looks slyly at Punny::

Largo-

Good riddance. Don't fall off the boat on your journey away. But if you remain too sober to fall off yourself, pay no attention to my hired mercenaries waiting to give you a shove in the right direction.

My deepest desire is to see you spend the rest of your existence as a test subject for the Darshak.

See you in the Abyss.

Wangah Rah

But.. but...

May you Yaba and Yoy many times in your future. A little Daba too.

Yaba Yoy Grandmaster Daba,
Rhone