The Clan Lord Sentinel

In the typical LA contrarian tradition, who has committed such great combos of style that in the past would have earned that person a ticket from the fashion police...

Please post your kudos (aka offenders in FP lingo), here. Pics would be nice to see too.

I'm offended by this thread's title.

Slyph's not gone, she's just scouting the Lok' Groten Riviera for...what else...new thread and fine clothes.

And Inu, you woulda hated Slyph. She was an uber-bitch with a bank account and enough ranks to give two shits about a fallen noob in SF. Well, that's not entirely true, but you get my point. Let's say, if she was in the middle of discussing the proper way to fold an omlette without getting any egg on her clothes and someone ss'd that so-and-so was fallen in SF, she wouldn't blink an eye.

She was the Dwarven Militia's most feared memeber. No one, and I mean no one, could launch a more pointed sordid diatribe than the lovely and talented Slyph.

She might say you don't fold omelettes. You stir them while tilting the pan. Then, while it's still a little loose and still has some sheen to it you let it rest a minute. And no, she wouldn't bat an eye except to dare some townie to try and beat her in a duel.

If Sly is dead who will assume her debt to Vagile? Sly owed Vagile A LOT of coins. Sly used to make a not inconsiderable income performing unsavory acts on top of dorfs (often without their consent). Then Sly would hit the casino, Vagile has learned, and blow all her coins and come begging to Vagile for more coins which Sly lied about and said they were for a good cause like clothing the poor and for shield polish and the like.

Sly did sing on key once but is was a Purple Tor key owned by a disreputable Thoom but whatever who is going to pay her debts now?

Vagile wrote:If Sly is dead who will assume her debt to Vagile?

Daimoth said he would in the form of a 10,000c donation to your contest, go get it from him. Arr he is probably gonna say he didnt say that, but thats just cuz he be too modest ta publicly give this much money to tha fund. I woulda collected it by now for Vagile, but fer some reason he would rather give the money directly to Vagile.

Stinkfist wrote:

Vagile wrote:If Sly is dead who will assume her debt to Vagile?

Daimoth said he would in the form of a 10,000c donation to your contest, go get it from him.

I'll pay if it keeps Slyph that way.

Slyph was around today.

I saw Slyph today.

Does she have Vagile's coins?

WB, Slyph!

Here are your messages:

• "You have 30 minutes to move your chapterhouse"
• "You have 10 minutes"
• "Your chapterhouse has been impounded"
• "Your chapterhouse has been demolished, and the rubble crushed into a darkstone"
• "You have 30 minutes to move your darkstone"

Alces wrote: WB, Slyph!

Thanks, Alces! It's great to be back.

Alces wrote: Here are your messages:

• "You have 30 minutes to move your chapterhouse"
• "You have 10 minutes"
• "Your chapterhouse has been impounded"
• "Your chapterhouse has been burnt to the ground, and the rubble crushed into a darkstone"
• "You have 30 minutes to move your darkstone"

Is this some kind of threat? I don't know what this chapterhouse business is, but if it's burned down I can lawyer up (Tara leading my defense team—just think about that and let it sink in), and we will see where this will go. I am now cracking my knuckles.

Or if this is some harmless joke I don't understand, then hee hee!

Slyph wrote:Is this some kind of threat? I don't know what this chapterhouse business is

Oh my bad- for some reason I thought you were part of the Nox RP arc.

Alces wrote:Oh my bad- for some reason I thought you were part of the Nox RP arc.

Lies and slander! Moderate him!

Time for a glorious new golden age, IMHO. Clan Lord 3: Return of the Slyph.

I hear I'm coming to a theater near you in a new Hoggle Production. A little bird—bearded, horn-helmeted, and drunk—told me.