The Clan Lord Sentinel

I am wondering, has SNN been OBEd (overcome by events).

What does SNN have to say about planar warming now that so many kyuems have been placed successfully or attempted to be placed?

Will we ever hear Phroon's report?

Are there other guest commentators that will also be featured in the future?

(I nominate Punny as a new guest comentator)

Arr more pirates!

Stylunk has been missing for a few days, and Hoggle's busy looking for a substitute anchor. I hear he's got some great interviews lined up, though.

Umm.. ooc:

I'm so tempted to give a "soon" or vague-gmery-type answer!..

Initially, there were some problems shifting program stuffs. I went from using Moho and exporting as .swf, to using Flash. The stuff I exported from Moho played slow.. and was huge file sizes.. the stuff im doing now will be easily half the file size when complete and play much better due to optimization.

Flash is powerful, but geebus its an odd application to learn. I'd say this episode is about 63.251% done.

Anyways, I have all the audio recorded in this episode. Many(four!) familiar exiles will be voicing this episode, and many more than that will be appearing.

So, yes its being worked on.. Yes there are more planned.. Yes the next ones will come way faster(shooting for one every 2 weeks) And if you were to push me for a possible release, I'd guess Sunday.

ummm. ic:

Sorry, i've been having a heck of a time finding Stylunk, the last I heard he was seen talking with Phroon. We do have a contingency plan here at SNN however, so don't worry. I have also had my hands full aquiring a new technology from the mystic guild. With it, we are able to do some truely amazing things never before dreamed about here at SNN.

We here at the SNN family will continue to use our power as the second largest media outlet to hit Puddleby(look out Thoomcare!) to not only tell all the important news that happens, but all of the important news that didn't happen.

Hoggle wrote:We here at the SNN family will continue to use our power as the second largest media outlet to hit Puddleby(look out Thoomcare!) to not only tell all the important news that happens, but all of the important news that didn't happen.

Also, some of the unimportant news that might have happened, all of the imported news that was stopped at customs and eventually returned to the country of origin, and most of the very important news that we honestly thought happened but turned out to be something we hallucinated after licking lizards and drinking beer while in an enclosed space with someone who eats nothing but Haricot's cooking.

Also, I'm really pushing to include some full frontal nudity.

Hoggle wrote:I'd say this episode is about 63.251% done.

Am I the only one who finds this funny? "The episode is about" -- and then he goes on to list a very specific number?

Good Gaia, I'm such a geek.

Hoggle wrote:Many(four!) familiar exiles will be voicing this episode, and many more than that will be appearing.

So, what is the size of the bribe needed to appear on SNN?

xepel wrote:

Hoggle wrote:Many(four!) familiar exiles will be voicing this episode, and many more than that will be appearing.

So, what is the size of the bribe needed to appear on SNN?

Not sure. I'd suggest you start giving me coins, and when you get the invitation you know you've given enough.

Phineas wrote:

Hoggle wrote:I'd say this episode is about 63.251% done.

Am I the only one who finds this funny? "The episode is about" -- and then he goes on to list a very specific number?

Good Gaia, I'm such a geek.

More proof that we are all (but especially Hoggle) just MacroBots written by Gorvin.

Sala Dragon wrote:

Phineas wrote:

Hoggle wrote:I'd say this episode is about 63.251% done.

Am I the only one who finds this funny? "The episode is about" -- and then he goes on to list a very specific number?

Good Gaia, I'm such a geek.

More proof that we are all (but especially Hoggle) just MacroBots written by Gorvin.

Smoking gun!!!!

Skirwan wrote:Also, I'm really pushing to include some full frontal nudity.

Then I am your man! Err.... Yah!

Inu Teisei wrote: (I nominate Punny as a new guest commentator)

Now, here is an example of a wise and trendy exile! Eat your heart out Lardo!

Your pal,
Pun

Sala Dragon wrote:

Phineas wrote:

Hoggle wrote:I'd say this episode is about 63.251% done.

Am I the only one who finds this funny? "The episode is about" -- and then he goes on to list a very specific number?

Good Gaia, I'm such a geek.

More proof that we are all (but especially Hoggle) just MacroBots written by Gorvin.

I'm malfunctioning and I really don't want to know what would be involved in undergoing 'maintenance'.

Polerand wrote:I'm malfunctioning and I really don't want to know what would be involved in undergoing 'maintenance'.

No wonder you get all the blame! Perhaps the problem is Gorvin doesn't do any maintenance on you? You could be a Mark1 macro. From what I've heard, the Mark1 was quite flawed and abandoned as a result.

Hoggle wrote:We here at the SNN family will continue to use our power as the second largest media outlet to hit Puddleby(look out Thoomcare!) to not only tell all the important news that happens, but all of the important news that didn't happen.

So how do we submit leads/gossip/rumour/innuendo - news that didn't happen to Stylunk?

SNN stands for Sticklord News Network. While Stylunk remains our top news anchor, (even though I still can't find him!) he isn't really the person you want to bother with news stories. When Stylunk wants news, he steps outside, tracks it down, skins it, then creates boots that warms the icy feet of ignorance with his footware of truth.

I would suggest you contact myself, Skirwan, or Phroon if you have a breaking story worthy of coverage. Several people are working behind the scenes at the SNN family, but I'm not sure that it would be best to bother them.

On a side note, we have been thinking about adding another field correspondant or some one to add a few more fluff pieces for ratings. Such a person would need charsima, free time, and a mic! I wasn't planning on sharing this tidbit till we were more streamlined however. oops!