This is deputy Pun here with the latest case report. On or about day 8, Autumn 563, I came upon a distraught and shaken crowd in TC. They had just witnessed the horrific slaughter of their recently bepetted kitten named *rifles through notes* I think Jack.
Anyhoo, witnesses reported that during a robust game of word association, the cute little kitty walk past the group just to the east of them heading south. All of the sudden, one of the participants hopped up and ran directly and with 62 to 63 swiift blows slaughtered said kitty.
I came upon an emotionally charged scene. The perpetrator was dealt with with some good old fashioned vigilanteism courtesy of a female fen in blue and others. The perp quickly retreated to the library and hid in the cavernous facility. He has since disappeared.
The perp is described as bald exile with a big head and eyes set wide apart. He sports a wicked stench and was yelling"nub" "imho" "F U" and other vulgarities as he ran off.
Anyone with information is encouraged to reply here or see me or any other deputy in TC.
Your pal,
Pun
Anyhoo, witnesses reported that during a robust game of word association, the cute little kitty walk past the group just to the east of them heading south. All of the sudden, one of the participants hopped up and ran directly and with 62 to 63 swiift blows slaughtered said kitty.
I came upon an emotionally charged scene. The perpetrator was dealt with with some good old fashioned vigilanteism courtesy of a female fen in blue and others. The perp quickly retreated to the library and hid in the cavernous facility. He has since disappeared.
The perp is described as bald exile with a big head and eyes set wide apart. He sports a wicked stench and was yelling"nub" "imho" "F U" and other vulgarities as he ran off.
Anyone with information is encouraged to reply here or see me or any other deputy in TC.
Your pal,
Pun