The Clan Lord Sentinel

For your enjoyment...


[Slightly edited]
12/22/05 8:21:23p Ockeghem thinks, "Happy Bawkmus!"
12/22/05 8:21:24p Baffina thinks, "bawk bawk bawk"
12/22/05 8:21:42p Finegas thinks, "bawk humbug"
12/22/05 8:21:43p Brune thinks, "no, Santa did it!"
12/22/05 8:22:15p Moonshadow thinks, "brune, lay off the eggnog"

12/22/05 8:22:25p Ockeghem thinks, "On the first day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me......"
12/22/05 8:22:35p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:22:47p Ockeghem thinks, "On the second day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me......"

12/22/05 8:22:54p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "fleas"
12/22/05 8:23:18p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "2 pairs of fleas"
12/22/05 8:23:38p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:23:46p Ockeghem thinks, "On the third day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me...."
12/22/05 8:24:02p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "three big toise"
12/22/05 8:24:18p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "two sets of fleas"
12/22/05 8:24:19p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:24:38p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"
12/22/05 8:24:39p Baffina thinks, "and a kani in a pear tree"

12/22/05 8:24:58p Ockeghem thinks, "on the fourth day of Bwakmus, my true love gave to me.."
12/22/05 8:25:13p Kwan'Yin thinks, "Sylvans danceing"
12/22/05 8:25:30p Kwan'Yin thinks, "4 sylvans dancing"
12/22/05 8:25:32p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing."
12/22/05 8:25:35p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "three big toise"
12/22/05 8:25:48p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:25:56p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"
12/22/05 8:26:04p Baffina thinks, "man did i ruin that song"

12/22/05 8:26:07p Ockeghem thinks, "On the fifth day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:26:15p Kalian thinks, "five golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:26:24p Bakunan thinks, "5 sun gems"
12/22/05 8:26:31p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:26:33p Kwan'Yin thinks, "4 sylvans dancing"
12/22/05 8:26:34p Baffina thinks, "i am fen and have golden hair"
12/22/05 8:26:40p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "three big toise"
12/22/05 8:26:50p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:26:55p Seld'kar thinks, "Two pairs of fleas"
12/22/05 8:26:58p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:27:07p Ockeghem thinks, "On the sixth day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:27:16p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 Zos wandeing"
12/22/05 8:27:18p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:27:26p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:27:40p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:27:41p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:27:43p Baffina thinks, "we need lords a leaping"
12/22/05 8:27:43p Seld'kar thinks, "2 Pairs of fleas"
12/22/05 8:27:55p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:28:01p Ockeghem thinks, "On the seventh day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:28:02p (Daimoth likes the fiiiive golden fens.)
12/22/05 8:28:05p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleporting"
12/22/05 8:28:15p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zos wandering"
12/22/05 8:28:16p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:28:27p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:28:37p Kwan'Yin thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:28:38p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:28:54p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:28:55p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:29:03p Ockeghem thinks, "On the eighth day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:29:08p Swing thinks, "Are there really 99 days in Bawkmas?"
12/22/05 8:29:20p Ockeghem thinks, "just 12 "
12/22/05 8:29:23p Kwan'Yin thinks, "8 lyfes roaring"
12/22/05 8:29:26p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleporting"
12/22/05 8:29:28p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:29:39p Valtrim thinks, "That's closer to the number of days in Pentebawk. "
12/22/05 8:29:42p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zos wandering"
12/22/05 8:29:46p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:29:49p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:30:14p Kwan'Yin thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:30:15p Kalian thinks, "not enough eggnog in the lands to get me drunk enough"
12/22/05 8:30:30p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:30:32p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:30:41p Ockeghem thinks, "On the ninth day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:30:43p Seld'kar thinks, "9 Mystics mysticing."
12/22/05 8:31:24p Seld'kar thinks, "8 lyfes roaring"
12/22/05 8:31:27p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleportin'"
12/22/05 8:31:45p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zos wandering"
12/22/05 8:31:47p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:31:51p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:32:00p Kwan'Yin thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:32:12p Baffina thinks, "u guys can't carry a tune"
12/22/05 8:32:16p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:32:17p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"
12/22/05 8:32:18p Egbert d'Mok thinks, "And a beer in a tree."

12/22/05 8:32:22p Ockeghem thinks, "(almost done...) On the tenth day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:32:26p Moonshadow thinks, "10 spontaneous invasions!"
12/22/05 8:32:26p Finegas thinks, "10 healing thooms"
12/22/05 8:32:33p Seld'kar thinks, "9 Mystics mysticing."
12/22/05 8:32:50p Seld'kar thinks, "8 lyfes roaring"
12/22/05 8:32:52p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleportin'"
12/22/05 8:32:59p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zo wandering"
12/22/05 8:33:00p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:33:05p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:33:14p Kwan'Yin thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:33:15p Moonshadow thinks, "badababa"
12/22/05 8:33:27p Seld'kar thinks, "2 pairs of fleas"
12/22/05 8:33:29p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:33:35p Ockeghem thinks, "On the eleventh day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:33:38p Kwan'Yin thinks, "11 thooms thooming"
12/22/05 8:33:40p Moonshadow thinks, "10 spontaneous invasions!"
12/22/05 8:33:48p Seld'kar thinks, "9 Mystics mysticatingng."
12/22/05 8:33:54p Kwan'Yin thinks, "8 lyfes roaring"
12/22/05 8:33:55p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleportin'"
12/22/05 8:34:09p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zos wandering"
12/22/05 8:34:11p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:34:13p Moonshadow thinks, "bada pa pa"
12/22/05 8:34:16p Swing thinks, "4 Sylvans dancing!"
12/22/05 8:34:25p Kwan'Yin thinks, "3 big toise"
12/22/05 8:34:32p Seld'kar thinks, "2 pairs of fleas"
12/22/05 8:34:33p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"

12/22/05 8:34:44p Ockeghem thinks, "On the twelfth (and thank Ghod last!) day of Bawkmus, my true love gave to me..."
12/22/05 8:34:49p Kwan'Yin thinks, "11 halflings eating"
12/22/05 8:35:01p Ockeghem thinks, "er 12????"
12/22/05 8:35:03p Daimoth thinks, "(He means 12)"
12/22/05 8:35:12p Swing thinks, "We have to start over now."
12/22/05 8:35:16p Ockeghem thinks, "ah - proceed "
12/22/05 8:35:16p Kwan'Yin thinks, "Oops 12 halflings eating"
12/22/05 8:35:20p Bakunan thinks, "He ate one of the halflings, only 11 now"
12/22/05 8:35:30p Egbert d'Mok thinks, "I didn't know Kwan'Yin was a Zo."
12/22/05 8:35:37p Kwan'Yin thinks, "12 halfings eating"
12/22/05 8:35:40p Seld'kar thinks, "11 thooms thooming"
12/22/05 8:35:42p Moonshadow thinks, "10 spontaneous invasions!"
12/22/05 8:35:55p Seld'kar thinks, "9 Mystics mysticising."
12/22/05 8:35:57p Kwan'Yin thinks, "8 lyfes roaring"
12/22/05 8:35:58p Bakunan thinks, "7 sprigs a-teleportin'"
12/22/05 8:36:13p Kwan'Yin thinks, "6 zo wandering"
12/22/05 8:36:14p Kalian thinks, "fiiiiive golden fens!"
12/22/05 8:36:16p Moonshadow thinks, "ba-da-pa-pa"
12/22/05 8:36:22p Seld'kar thinks, "four big toise"
12/22/05 8:36:32p Kwan'Yin thinks, "four sylvans dancing"
12/22/05 8:36:44p Seld'kar thinks, "THREE big toise"
12/22/05 8:36:49p Vequalir thinks, "what one toise spawn?"
12/22/05 8:36:50p Kwan'Yin thinks, "2 pair of fleas"
12/22/05 8:36:52p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "and an orga eye that was gooey"
12/22/05 8:37:09p Moonshadow thinks, "Huzzah!"
12/22/05 8:37:09p Boo Boo Kitty thinks, "woohoo!"
12/22/05 8:37:14p Ockeghem thinks, "Graha all! Someone get that all down for prosperity?"

wow! When'd that happen? And umm... Chum's still a Gm? and alive? Chum you dirty lil monkey! Show up more often so i can beat on you!

That is too funny

This is why I love Clan Lord.

leave it to boo boo kitty to start up a riot.........oh and some one tell her i said hi =) er wait it was the zo........... well i saw her name on there first

For you reading pleasure, here are the original lyrics to The Twelve Days of Bawkmas. Accept no imitations!

The Twelve Days of Bawkmas

By The Snowy Place Singers (Rooster, WorldWalker, Clio, Aravir, Draven, and Ja Skew)

On the twelfth day of Bawkmas my true love gave to me
Twelve pairs of shoes
Eleven annoying snerts
Ten ranks of Mentus
Nine kegs of beer
Eight Dwarves a drinking
Seven Undines a moaning
Six flutterbys fluttering
Five 'Brion Brothers
Four Maha Rukhnees
Three running rats
Two giant vermine
And a scavenger bird in a dead tree!

This was written during Bawkmas of 548. I think that might have been the first appearance of the Snowy Place...

Bah! Everyone knows that this is the *real* twelve days of Bawkmas!

On the 12th day of Bawkmas, Santa Chicken gave to me:
12 pogues mahoning,
11 spriggins stealing,
10 maha rucknees,
9 ores with metal,
8 dwarves a-drinking,
7 thooms a-thooming,
6 sylvans posing
Fiiiiiive Gooooolden Paaaaaants!
4 crawling worms,
3 french fens,
2 bard parts,
and a sun wyrm in the RC!

And no, I don't remember anything about who contributed, or when it was written.

Coriakin